I’m not going to link to the tumblog where I saw this because I really can’t be bothered dealing with the wrath of the 6,000+ morons who apparently think this is amusing. I’ve never publicly criticized a tumblr post before, but this makes me despair.
You know what? It’s not funny. Not on any level.
My results:
You are the Dowager Countess of Grantham, Violet Crawley. You do not suffer fools gladly. In fact you do not suffer anything at all because you refuse to entertain any form of discomfort in your life whatsoever.
The quiz can be found here: http://www.guardian.co.uk/tv-and-radio/quiz/2011/sep/13/downton-abbey-character
(When I read these results to my husband he rolled his eyes and said “Boy, did they get that right!)
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Don’t Cry For Me.
All through my sphincter
You met resistance
I kept my prostate
Don’t keep your distance
(Source: regretsy.com)
The concept of fiverr is a new one to me. Apparently there are people who will do all types of silly or entertaining things for a few bucks and Spandy Andy here is one of them. You can even get your own personal Jesus who promises some heavenly delights for Valentine’s Day.
I can see that I’m going to have to investigate fiverr a little more; I see immense potential for some fabulously unique gifts!
This is a dance Spandy Andy did especially for Regretsy ( another hysterical place to visit) and I’m rather tempted to get him to do one for me.
He looks like a happpy little licorice allsort on speed, and that’s well worth $5 in anyone’s currency.
Salome, as inspired by a life-drawing salon my friend S. hosted in Paris with Vicky Butterfly. I just wanted to mindlessly draw a lot of tiny pretty details.
NOLA
Little known fact: I once played washboard and sang with a band in a Bourbon Street bar.
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If you’re going to have a water feature, it may as well be copied from a real model.
So. Where IS he? ?
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