May 2012
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Eurovision
I’m watching it. My retinas are bludgeoned and my ears hurt. Is this normal? 
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Grammar and Spell Checker for Better English... →
I strongly approve of this browser add-on for several reasons, not the least of which is that they named it after me. 
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WatchWatch
thedailywhat: Another Supercut of the Day: What’s with all the strange sex on TV lately? It’s kind of under the radar until you see it all at once. (Not Safe For Work — naughty and naked TV characters.) This was so good I almost came. :p
May 24th
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“Look, there are already enough Instagrammed pictures of sad girls holding...”
– OH THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU! FINALLY. SOMEONE SPEAKS MY MIND. HALLE-FUCKIN-LULJAH! ESPECIALLY the cat part. And then the instagram part.
May 23rd
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When people say they like my blog I calmly say...
enchantedengland: This is how I feel EVERY single time I see “tendrunkdwarfs started following you” or “barbedwirecorpses reblogged your photo” I love the part about throwing glitter at them. Those are not actual Tumblr names well if they are I do not know them.  My newest follower is Oklahoma City Locksmith. Just before I blocked him and reported him as a spammer, I threw my wall safe at...
May 23rd
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ginger-ninja: ELVIS COSTELLO - PUMP IT UP The video quality is completely abysmal but, hey, it’s Elvis Costello and it’s a classic and Victoria Day weekend is winding down and I have been mosquito bitten, spider bitten, splintered, drank copious amounts of vino, endured heat stroke inducing sun at the market while agog at endless flats of annuals and perusing the plethora of perennials, managed...
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Queue SNAFU
I usually only post on the weekend, and then on Sundays I queue some posts for release during the week. I’ve discovered that last weekend’s stuff disappeared and reappeared in my queue and is all messed up, hence a certain degree of randomness. Maybe I should get messed up more often ;)
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“The bored “graduates” of elementary and high schools seem, in progressive...”
– So it seems that treating your precious snow-flake as a uniquely talented creative successful wunderkind can cause a complete meltdown when they hit the real word. Who could possibly have predicted that?
May 20th
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