November 2011
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Nov 27th
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“The best revenge, like the best sex, is performed slowly, and with the eyes...”
– Gregory David Roberts (via withnailrules) You can also eat it cold.
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Reblog if your Tumblr picture is actually you.
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Alien dog
                             
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And it's goodnight from me
                             
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Nov 25th
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“If you think today is a nightmare for travelers, imagine how hard it is for...”
– @ChaseMit Via Tweet Picks on Happy Place
Nov 25th
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Nov 25th
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Movember 2011: Top 10 moustaches of all time →
From the sublime to the ridiculous: completely reversible, depending on your taste.
Nov 24th
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Nov 24th
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Decal decisions
             My current decal is Scrat, the demented squirrel from Ice Age, and while I’m still happy to keep him guarding my macbook, I’ve recently been noticing some strange looks at airports when I put the macbook through the security scanner. I can see people looking at it, then looking at me, then looking back at Scrat. They must think I’m a bit silly… or have a...
Nov 24th
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Nov 23rd
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Nov 22nd
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Nov 21st
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Nov 20th
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Nov 19th
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Tom's Scrotum
The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, “I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Tom, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn’t know if they could help him.” You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in...
Nov 19th
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EU bans claim that water can prevent dehydration  →
Further investigations reveal that these same officials are members of the Flat Earth Society.
Nov 19th
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“Quagswagging: “The action of shaking to and fro” – This can also be used in...”
– Obsolete English words that should make a comeback.
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