April 2011
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Man arrested for singing 'Kung Fu Fighting' →
I guess it was a little bit frightening if not done with expert timing.
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Taking one’s chances is like taking a bath, because sometimes you end up feeling...
– Lemony Snicket
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Muppet Bunny
’Stand By Me’ turns cannibunnylistic.
#5
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She didn’t turn over. And again after poking, prodding and pushing. Reluctant to start the day - Cold, weary and old. Even in her aged glory, she glistened in the rising sun. I took a moment to remember her loyalty and compassion; its time old bird. You were worth your weight in gold. Good bye old friend. The tow truck is here.
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Saying Apple Will Never Do Something: Always... →
neenerneenerneener :p
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The bird turned, head tipped, suspiciously, on one side, and it stared at him...
– Neil Gaiman, American Gods (via frenchtwist)
* I have this book and I remember thinking what a good quote it would make for tumblr.
DAMN this alzheimers ;-)
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Kentucky Man Forced to Eat His Own Beard
I’m pretty sure there are lost tribes of the Amazon more evolved than these fools.
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mnwka:
ATTENTION INTERNET: THIS IS A PENGUIN BEING TICKLED.
GODDAMMIT FUCK THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER HEARD.
INTERNET GOLD.