Violet Vignettes

Good heavens! What am I sitting on?
Er, swivel chair.

Another modern brainwave?
Not very modern, they were invented by Thomas Jefferson.

Why does every day involve a fight with an American?
I’ll fetch a different one.
Oh no no, no -  I’m a good sailor.

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