Some End-Of-Summer Cocktails To Fit Your Mood

Pattinson Pucker

1 oz. Sour Apple Liquor
1 oz. Sour Melon Liquor
3 oz. Sour Mix
1 Handful Sour Patch Candies Tossed in Glass
Top with Grenadine for Bloody Effect

A drink so sour that after you sip it, your face twists and contorts into the exact same expression I get when I turn on the legitimate news and am confronted with an update on the Kristen Stewart Robert Pattinson situation. Don’t they realize there are real problems in the world? Like how Katie Holmes is hiding her baby from the Scientology overlords?

Seriously though, did Pattinson think they were going to stay faithful forever? The only thing more tenuous than a relationship that begins in high school is a relationship that begins on the set of a movie about a high school filled with vampires. Forget about this nonsense with a Pattinson Pucker, best enjoyed while you’re supposed to be catching up on your New Yorker subscription, but are secretly reading TMZ.

~ I love these cocktail recipes because they’re all served with a twist.