Things to Be Angry At Today
- pretty much all of parliament, especially the shower of fuckwits that is the Liberal Party
- Brent Harvey
- that guy in Bourke St Mall who plays that ‘that’s all right Mama’ song every goddamn fifteen minutes
- the Bourke St Medicare, now apparently a cash-free Medicare, which means I couldn’t get the sweet hot dolleridoos that I wanted
- the bitch in Medicare who asked me the address of the doctor who referred me to a neurologist in goddamn 2002, bitch that was ten years ago, who even cares, I don’t care, shut up
- Emmys-related stress (can I get a medical certificate for this please)
- Downton Abbey for making me hate two characters I used to like
- the severe calf cramp I got at 6am that woke me up
- getting changed in the changerooms into something heaps fashionable and then wanting to burn what you were originally wore
THAT IS ALL - I’M NOT ACTUALLY THAT ANGRY I HAVE HAD A LOVELY DAY
~ The day ended well though, with news of the resignation of one of the fuckwits.
