I gained most of my vast knowledge of the outback from my father Russell Coight Snr, who taught me everything I know before he died from a combination of a self-inflicted axe wound, sunstroke, and snake-bite. 

The outback is a dangerous place and I should know, I’ve injured myself out there. All I have to say is two words. Be ware.  

~ You might also know this man as Kel from Kath & Kim. He is one of the most endearing Aussie idiots ever.