Scattered Polaroids and Sprinkled Words: Even the most batshit and offensive people in my life (save a few...

sprinkledwords:

Even the most batshit and offensive people in my life (save a few hyper-Catholic leftover high school acquaintances on my Facebook) are not fans of Tony Abbott. Even family members of mine who voted for Howard are not fans of Tony Abbott. No one I know has ever expressed any positive sentiment towards Tony Abbott.*

And yet most left wing commentators are openly conceding that we’re doomed to his leadership come September.

Is Melbourne just a lefty bubble? Can we secede and join New Zealand?

*Except my mother, who years ago said she almost preferred him to Kevin Rudd, because Kevin Rudd is “a nerd”. But Abbott has now said enough outrageous things that she’s changed her mind.


~ Conversations with Julia-haters about Tony Abbott invariably end with the comment “Well, I don’t like him at all, but I hate Julia more.”

Which is a crap way to elect a Prime Minister, and a truly horrible vision of Australia’s political future.

  • caseychinaski:

    If everyone could just direct their attention to this for a second

    ~ The haters won’t change their minds, but at least you can poke some facts at them.

    (via myriadbits)

  • From Marieke Hardy’s blog:
So this is how it will be.Tony Abbott will be Prime Minster on September 14th (and it pains me to write it, it does, more than you could possibly know).
He will be in power for some time before his execrable personality finally wears his colleagues down, or Julie Bishop’s long-standing policy of standing nearby smiling with demonic ferocity eventually compels him to jump off a bridge. Two, three years. At least.
And in that time – in the latter part of that time – he will ‘graciously’ allow a conscience vote on same-sex marriage, and allow his colleagues to do the hard work, and it will pass.Because it will be long overdue and the public will be so ready and ripe it would seem ridiculous to let it hover in limbo a moment longer. 
Because he has spent years ‘softening’ his stance on gay partnerships, through his media-savvy daughters, through his ‘supportive’ gay sister. Because it’s just going to happen, no matter who or what is in power, and Tony Abbott will simply be in the right place at the right time.
And he will be hailed as a hero, and Malcolm Turnbull will gnash his teeth over the unfairness of it all (if only they hadn’t forced him at gunpoint to defend that idiotic NBN, the unfairness of it!), and middle Australia will say they always saw it coming and wasn’t it a great pity that Julia Gillard – who had at one time seemed the obvious choice, the breath of fresh air, the one with an opportunity to make a clean break – hadn’t done it first.But she didn’t. And it’s over for now, at least for her.
And while it will of course be a watershed moment, to celebrate what was always going to happen, whenever it occurs, however it occurs…isn’t it a pity that it couldn’t have been sooner?
And this is how it will be and it is devastating.
~ Marieke Hardy is a very smart woman, and I have a horrible feeling that her prophesy is spot on.

    From Marieke Hardy’s blog:

    So this is how it will be.
    Tony Abbott will be Prime Minster on September 14th (and it pains me to write it, it does, more than you could possibly know).

    He will be in power for some time before his execrable personality finally wears his colleagues down, or Julie Bishop’s long-standing policy of standing nearby smiling with demonic ferocity eventually compels him to jump off a bridge. Two, three years. At least.

    And in that time – in the latter part of that time – he will ‘graciously’ allow a conscience vote on same-sex marriage, and allow his colleagues to do the hard work, and it will pass.
    Because it will be long overdue and the public will be so ready and ripe it would seem ridiculous to let it hover in limbo a moment longer.

    Because he has spent years ‘softening’ his stance on gay partnerships, through his media-savvy daughters, through his ‘supportive’ gay sister. Because it’s just going to happen, no matter who or what is in power, and Tony Abbott will simply be in the right place at the right time.

    And he will be hailed as a hero, and Malcolm Turnbull will gnash his teeth over the unfairness of it all (if only they hadn’t forced him at gunpoint to defend that idiotic NBN, the unfairness of it!), and middle Australia will say they always saw it coming and wasn’t it a great pity that Julia Gillard – who had at one time seemed the obvious choice, the breath of fresh air, the one with an opportunity to make a clean break – hadn’t done it first.
    But she didn’t. And it’s over for now, at least for her.

    And while it will of course be a watershed moment, to celebrate what was always going to happen, whenever it occurs, however it occurs…isn’t it a pity that it couldn’t have been sooner?

    And this is how it will be and it is devastating.

    ~ Marieke Hardy is a very smart woman, and I have a horrible feeling that her prophesy is spot on.

  • imnotcaradelevingne:

    LEAKED EXCLUSIVE! - Tony Abbott reveals his future Cabinet under a Coalition government.

    (Left-right: Rupert Murdoch, Gina Rinehart, Andrew Bolt, Alan Jones, Cardinal George Pell, Lord Monckton, and Hitler [in spirit])

    ~ What a nightmarish collection of wrong-headed smirking pompous windbag scumbags. Noooooooooooooooooo!

    THEHORRORTHEHORROR.

    😱

  • Rainbow Coloured Broccoli: The other day, a friend asked me if I’d be as supportive of Gillard if...

    rainbowcolouredbroccoli:

    The other day, a friend asked me if I’d be as supportive of Gillard if she was a man with the exact same policies and manner. It took me aback a bit, and it took me a moment to formulate an answer. Here’s the gist of what I said (but expressed more articulately, because it’s in writing):

    It’s impossible to make that comparison. You can’t take all Gillard’s characteristics and transpose them into a male politician, because a male politician would be acting in a very different social context.

    A male politician wouldn’t be subject to the same nit-picking and personal attacks as Gillard—and, as a result, would have a lot more room to articulate his policies. A male politician would be able to grow and adapt his policies without the same degree of vitriolic personal character judgments for daring to change his mind. A male politician wouldn’t have to adapt his manner to placate a sexist society in the way that Gillard has to placate people who’ll call her a bitch for the slightest bit of aggression or a man’s puppet for the slightest bit of compromise. A male politician would be able to support more radical policies, because he wouldn’t be seen as radical purely for existing as an unmarried child-free atheist woman.

    If Gillard was a man, she wouldn’t act the way she does now. And if a man acted like Gillard, I’d judge him differently because he’d be acting under very different motivations.

    Also, it’s not necessarily a bad thing to support Gillard because she’s a woman. It’s not a bad thing to want her to succeed because, as a woman, I want to know that I can also have successes in my career. It’s also not a bad thing to think of how her term as Prime Minister will be used to judge the potential success of other women who aspire to the top job. After all the misogynistic hate thrown Gillard’s way, I do wonder how many years it’ll be before either major party dares put forward another female candidate for the top job.

    So, I don’t know if I’d support Gillard the same way if she was a man, because it’s a bullshit comparison. We don’t live in a society that treats men and women equally, and that affects the political climate—it affects what Gillard means for women in the community, and it affects how Gillard is able to act as leader. And we can’t talk about politics and our judgments of Gillard as a leader without acknowledging that fact.

  • ldp-australia:

“He wants the precious. Always he is looking for it. And the precious is wanting to go back to him… But we mustn’t let him have it.”

~ Best internetty thing I’ve seen all day.

    ldp-australia:

    “He wants the precious. Always he is looking for it. And the precious is wanting to go back to him… But we mustn’t let him have it.”

    ~ Best internetty thing I’ve seen all day.

    (via isay)

  • He’s gone!

    Ted Baillieu, the Premier of Victoria, resigned last night.

    Maybe now SOMEONE will start making some actual decisions and get this state back on track.

  • An Open Letter To Tony Abbott

    In conclusion :

    “The more I scrutinise the bare bones of un-costed ideas that claim to count as political policy, the better I get to know you Tony.

    You’re that five year old who takes the one marshmallow now, instead of deferring gratification in order to wait for two in the future. You’re offering the Australian people a magic pudding economy of higher government spending, lower taxes, a better economy, lower cost of living and no concerns about Climate Change, that anyone with half a brain can see that you have no hope of delivering.

    Yet you are so blinkered by blind ambition and selfish yearnings for personal success that it’s clear that you don’t give a shit about Australia. And this is why I think you don’t deserve to be captain of a *CFS unit, let alone Prime Minister of this country.”

    ~ Read the full article here:

    an-open-letter-to-tony-abbott

    * volunteer firefighters

  • Of the multitude of political posters flooding social media – humourous or profound – this is one of the better ones. It really does sum up the Liberal Party. What have we heard of them since 2010? Every policy or piece of legislation introduced by the Gillard Government will either ruin us, blow our town off the map, leave us unemployed, leave us destitute, unable to afford to feed ourselves, frail and unhealthy, pay exorbitant power fees, have our street over-run by illegal boat people, see our mining companies relocate offshore and maybe, see the sky fall in.
(via The Liberal Strategy | Café Whispers)

    Of the multitude of political posters flooding social media – humourous or profound – this is one of the better ones. It really does sum up the Liberal Party. What have we heard of them since 2010? Every policy or piece of legislation introduced by the Gillard Government will either ruin us, blow our town off the map, leave us unemployed, leave us destitute, unable to afford to feed ourselves, frail and unhealthy, pay exorbitant power fees, have our street over-run by illegal boat people, see our mining companies relocate offshore and maybe, see the sky fall in.

    (via The Liberal Strategy | Café Whispers)

  • ” When looked at in isolation, the lies and indiscretions of Tony Abbott, his problems with women and even his negativity could perhaps all be written off as just Tony being Tony. Or ‘that’s just politics.’  However my focus here is on character, and whether Mr Abbott has enough of it to be the leader of our nation. My contention is that because we are looking at a litany of instances of lying, deception and bad behaviour over a long period of time, he simply doesn’t have the essence of character which is one of the main ingredients in the recipe of leadership.
If politics is fundamentally about ideas, it is also about leadership. In this piece I have deliberately steered clear of policy argument in order to concentrate on character. On three occasions I have invited people on Facebook to list five attributes of Tony Abbott that would warrant his election as Prime Minister of Australia. I have never received a reply. And when you look at the list is it any wonder?  He is simply bereft of any character at all. He has been described as the Mad Monk and many other things, but essentially he is a repugnant gutter politician of the worst kind.
In following the American Republican party’s example, his shock and awe tactics associated with perpetual crisis,has done nothing but degenerate the standard of Australian politics, and the Parliament generally. In the public eye he is most effective in attack-dog mode. However he is found wanting when he needs to defend himself, and simply reverts to stuttering hesitation and lies. Or just walking out on press conferences when he stumbles over tough questions. This is particularly noticeable when he tries to explain the complexity of policy detail.
The future of this country is of vital importance. So much so that its leadership should never be entrusted to a politician of such little virtue and character. A man who has failed to articulate a narrative for Australia’s future other than a personal desire to occupy The Lodge. Given his performance of late he would do well to consider these words: Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. It’s easy to understand what Abbott says because he only speaks in slogans. The difficulty is knowing what he means.”
~ Read the full article to see the appalling chronicle of lies, brutality and the sheer nastiness of this man who would be Prime Minister of Australia. It’s a disturbingly long  list of dishonesty and bastardry.
via Never « The Australian Independent Media Network - a guest post by John Lord.

    ” When looked at in isolation, the lies and indiscretions of Tony Abbott, his problems with women and even his negativity could perhaps all be written off as just Tony being Tony. Or ‘that’s just politics.’  However my focus here is on character, and whether Mr Abbott has enough of it to be the leader of our nation. My contention is that because we are looking at a litany of instances of lying, deception and bad behaviour over a long period of time, he simply doesn’t have the essence of character which is one of the main ingredients in the recipe of leadership.

    If politics is fundamentally about ideas, it is also about leadership. In this piece I have deliberately steered clear of policy argument in order to concentrate on character. On three occasions I have invited people on Facebook to list five attributes of Tony Abbott that would warrant his election as Prime Minister of Australia. I have never received a reply. And when you look at the list is it any wonder?  He is simply bereft of any character at all. He has been described as the Mad Monk and many other things, but essentially he is a repugnant gutter politician of the worst kind.

    In following the American Republican party’s example, his shock and awe tactics associated with perpetual crisis,has done nothing but degenerate the standard of Australian politics, and the Parliament generally. In the public eye he is most effective in attack-dog mode. However he is found wanting when he needs to defend himself, and simply reverts to stuttering hesitation and lies. Or just walking out on press conferences when he stumbles over tough questions. This is particularly noticeable when he tries to explain the complexity of policy detail.

    The future of this country is of vital importance. So much so that its leadership should never be entrusted to a politician of such little virtue and character. A man who has failed to articulate a narrative for Australia’s future other than a personal desire to occupy The Lodge. Given his performance of late he would do well to consider these words: Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. It’s easy to understand what Abbott says because he only speaks in slogans. The difficulty is knowing what he means.”

    ~ Read the full article to see the appalling chronicle of lies, brutality and the sheer nastiness of this man who would be Prime Minister of Australia. It’s a disturbingly long  list of dishonesty and bastardry.

    via Never « The Australian Independent Media Network - a guest post by John Lord.

  • “My apologies if this comes across as an anti-Tony Abbott post, for it is actually aimed at being an anti-mainstream media rant. Tony Abbott is a media darling and they are blinkered in their portrayal of him. It would not be so funny if Tony Abbott was a politician worth promoting. This is an election year so how about some balance?
The last twenty four months have been a pure delight for a political tragic. For that we thank the Coalition for providing us with some comedy relief in the form of Tony. The next 12 months should be equally as entertaining and is sure to be another Abbott cocktail of gaffes, brain farts, back-flips, thought bubbles and publicity stunts. Yet, the daily media mantra of “Mr Abbott says …” will be elevated to headline status. He’ll be in our faces from the time we have breakfast until we tuck ourselves in at night. It’s a scary thought.
Over the next 12 months it all gets serious.
He’ll again be exposing his hairy chest, running marathons, kissing babies, firing rifles, putting out bushfires and visiting cities on the eve of their destruction. He’ll still be the media show-pony grabbing the limelight and attention he so desperately needs.
For our mainstream media, 2013 will be Tony’s year…”
~ If I was prone to depression, the very notion of having to endure more of Tony Abbott in the endless months leading up to the next election would push me over the edge. However this article has encouraged me to think of him as a not-very-bright comedian, and I shall simply laugh@him instead.
via What the media will be telling us in 2013 « The Australian Independent Media Network

    “My apologies if this comes across as an anti-Tony Abbott post, for it is actually aimed at being an anti-mainstream media rant. Tony Abbott is a media darling and they are blinkered in their portrayal of him. It would not be so funny if Tony Abbott was a politician worth promoting. This is an election year so how about some balance?

    The last twenty four months have been a pure delight for a political tragic. For that we thank the Coalition for providing us with some comedy relief in the form of Tony. The next 12 months should be equally as entertaining and is sure to be another Abbott cocktail of gaffes, brain farts, back-flips, thought bubbles and publicity stunts. Yet, the daily media mantra of “Mr Abbott says …” will be elevated to headline status. He’ll be in our faces from the time we have breakfast until we tuck ourselves in at night. It’s a scary thought.

    Over the next 12 months it all gets serious.

    He’ll again be exposing his hairy chest, running marathons, kissing babies, firing rifles, putting out bushfires and visiting cities on the eve of their destruction. He’ll still be the media show-pony grabbing the limelight and attention he so desperately needs.

    For our mainstream media, 2013 will be Tony’s year…”

    ~ If I was prone to depression, the very notion of having to endure more of Tony Abbott in the endless months leading up to the next election would push me over the edge. However this article has encouraged me to think of him as a not-very-bright comedian, and I shall simply laugh@him instead.

    via What the media will be telling us in 2013 « The Australian Independent Media Network

  • outoftheefryingpan:


Best thing I’ve found in a newspaper….


~ Is KRudd a dud?

    outoftheefryingpan:

    Best thing I’ve found in a newspaper….

    ~ Is KRudd a dud?

  • Terrifying, isn’t it?
This is the very same man who got ripped a new asshole by PM Julia Gillard in the famous youtube video. That speech had been a long time coming… All these images have been taken and modified) from abbottisms. I’m just spreading the word guys, so that Tony notices you :)


    Terrifying, isn’t it?

    This is the very same man who got ripped a new asshole by PM Julia Gillard in the famous youtube video. That speech had been a long time coming…

     All these images have been taken and modified) from abbottisms. I’m just spreading the word guys, so that Tony notices you :)

  • Looks like Mr Rabbit backed the wrong horse.

    Looks like Mr Rabbit backed the wrong horse.

  • So that’s basically a “Fuck off” from us to you.

    So that’s basically a “Fuck off” from us to you.