wit is just educated insolence
My name is Jen and I live near the Murray River in a beautiful part of Australia.
I enjoy good writing as much as intriguing images, and I really admire creativity and originality.
Most of all, I love to laugh - and I believe that wit and a sense of humour are very appealing attributes.
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My other blog, which archives 7 years of my Stumbleupon posts is at CATEGORIAN
Posts tagged with “cunning linguistics”
..and I am fluent in each of them.
A joyously juicy
simile from Lucy.
Class-turbation
I am also thinking of a dictionary of kinds of masturbation:
Sassturbation: with attitude!
Lasturbation: before lent
Pasturbation: to vintage porn
Casturbation: with a broken arm
Disasturbation: when you’re interrupted by a sudden natural disaster
Jazzturbation: when you put on a Miles Davis record
» Seth MacFarlane as Family Guy’s Stewie Griffin on Inside the Actor’s Studio (via libraryland)
How much ‘Australiana’ can a Koala bear?
What a ripper retro video! This extended play on words was a huge hit for its creator (Austen Tayshus) and many of the phrases have since become part of our language.
“Well Bill said he’d like a smoke. Nobody knew where the dope was stashed. I said “I think Merinos.” But I was just spinning a bit of a yarn. Barry pulls a joint out of his pocket. Bill says “Great, Barrier Reefer, what is it mate?” “Noosa Heads of course. Me mate Adelaide ‘em on me.” And it was a great joint too, Blue Mountains away and his Three Sisters.”
The full ‘lyrics’ and explanation translations can be seen here: http://justin.com.au/oz/australiana/
The Longest Words in the English Language
I’m exhausted.
I’ve just had a three minutes and sixteen seconds wordgasm.
